maybe if you take a bag of frozen peas and put a washcloth on your "hoo-hoo" then hold the bag of frozen peas on it, the swelling will go down. this is serving the same function as ice.
ice helps to reduce swelling. this may help you make it through the weekend.
don't put the ice directly against your skin. put a washcloth inbetween the ice and your body so it doesn't get too cold.
hope you feel better sweetie.
jasmine