You can't help it but to be gay. If you are gay, and you force yourself to be otherwise, you wouldn't be true to yourself, therefore you would live a (somewhat) unhappy life.
And if you aren't normal then.. haha. Welcome to the world -- Nothing's normal. Even if you were straight, you wouldn't be normal. Because, really... what is normal?
And as for Mysexlife, does she shower often? Because after a day or two, it tends to be that. It also depends on what she eats that will make her vagina smell/taste funny.