Hrm...I'll bite. "I'm prolife for myself, but prochoice for other women."
I'd still like to know what the above is supposed to mean. Isn't support of one's OWN choice the very definition of being prochoice? What does "prolife" mean to these individuals? Is it supposed to mean they'll die to carry a pregnancy to term or just that they won't abort because it's not immediately threatening to them? Never understood that. Prochoice means you're as much for your own choice as others and that choice includes carrying to term and giving birth.
"Abortions and champagne for everyone!" -
full of win. It's total satire playing on the radical interpretations put forward by prolife advocates. It's fun to see them get riled up and immediately take it seriously. They will literally kill themselves with a stroke, creaming over literal interpretations of satire. "SEEE! Those evil women DO get themselves pregnant just to abort and gloat over it!" *shakes head and laughs*
"I'm not sorry." -
Immediately translates to: "I'm pure evil and the spawn of satan because I didn't do my womanly duties and breed like a good little slave."
No woman would EVER rid herself of an unwanted pregnancy without spitting on her own reflection every day for the rest of her life, would she? That would...that would mean...she might just be more than an incubator! The horror!!!!