For one, size is an issue with it being about 4.75" erect and pretty skinny. Not only this but after doing research I've found I have 'pearly penile papules' underneath the tip of my penis which appear to be increasing, great... Also, my penis is kind of on an angle. If you were to grab yours and rotate it around 45 degrees, it would look like mine. The pee hole is naturally diagonal along with the entire penis, like its grown wrong instead of straight. I haven't even found anything about this on the Internet anywhere.

Just a bit of a rant really. If you ever feel bad about your penis just think about mine, hah...