congratulations on your mastery of the internet folks your age usually call it the interwhat.

I cant say what happened to your foot maybe aliens cut it off in the middle of the night and kept it as a specimen.

Anyway General dont spend all your pension money on booze you may need to save it up for a prosthetic foot.

Sorry to hear about your friends

Good Day to you young Rollar64,
Thats a strange name, do you have wheels? Since I have left the above message regarding my current loss of a foot, it seems to have reappeared. Very strange, very strange indeed. As for your theory of beings from another planet (or martians as we used to call them until the kaiser took the word martian and we had to refer to those devillish little green men as commies) they have visited me on many occasions dressed as doctors and nurses and inserted probes into my back passage. They told me it was to take my temperature but I know better.

I found your reference to me spending my war pension on alcoholic drinks to be most upsetting. My late wife, Dora, drank herself to an early grave and I have not touched a drop in years. But I forgive you as I once knew a young gentleman called Rollar. I captured him in the Battle of the Ardennes. He was a pleasant krout but we had to shoot him after the damn guy tried to escape from our POW camp. I still have the pictures of his wife and children, I look at them often and realise how foolish we all were back then. Are you German? If so I forgive you.

Its been nice talking to you.
Please reply, its nice to have someone to check if you're alive or dead. Also It would be awfully nice of you to add me as a friend on the Facebook thingy. I have 2 now. Ones my doctor and the other is a girl in Taiwan who wants me to marry her for a small fee.

Yours faithfully,

Jacob B. Smith, Retired General 3rd Army Corp

Good day to you Sir

I don't have wheels but i often wear shoes with wheels on them they are another one of those newfangled thingies called rollerblades or in line skates they are really just fancy roller skates Glad to hear that your foot has reappeared maybe it grew back its been known to happen sometimes.

I apologise to you sir if i offended you by suggesting that you drink excessively and you have my deepest sympathies regarding the demise of your late wife Dora.

It sounds like the kraut you shot had it coming don't be to hard on yourself, no i am not German i am Australian so that makes me an ally or would have as the war has long since finished maybe you knew my grandfather he fought against the Bosch like you.

i would be glad to be your friend on face book and as your new friend i should advise you to consider seriously the offer from the young Taiwanese lady.

I will look forward to herring from you again
Tally ho! General