not only that, god is sort've a prankster, just a really cruel and evil one.
God is torturing you dijon.
He made it feel like it does, and then says don't do it, he makes sex, and says don't do it. Not to mention he doesn't give you a choice in the matter.
If masturbation is bad, why would he create it, im not saying that it isn't bad, but why would he make it if it was.
He simply created a bunch of sinners to sin, and then tells them not to, and kills his son in order for them to be forgiven.
The gods must be crazy.