Why does drive-through ATM’s have brail on the keypad?

ah good one---

Why isnt there mouse flavored cat food????

I got a new pair of shorts and I thought about this post.

Why are the pockets of my pants sewn shut?

lol---you know i do the same thing--and all of the sudden its like --this would be a neat thread on ehealth-------im gonna start one! lol

lol I saw it and thought it was funny.

I didn't have anything to write at first but as I was tearing open my pockets I decided this would be a good way to vent.

lol

Why do we park in a driveway, but drive on a parkway? (I blame men )

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

What do bald men put on their license for hair color?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

lol keep it coming---

What color is a mirror?

uh----?

Why do ships carry CARgo and cars carry SHIPments?

Brain exploding!!

Do witches run spell checkers?

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

Why do noses run, and feet smell?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?