.. not whining, but something she will understand.... that Life Happens!

This is my beginning
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Who Was I?... Who Was Your Mother?

You know, when I was born I had no idea what life would be like. Had I known I would have shot the stork, glued my mother’s knees together and told my father to think with his brain, not his crotch....but somehow, perhaps osmosis, they had six children, without sharing a bedroom.

I was born on April 28, 1939 and at some age, along the way, my mother told me that Dr. Scott came in to check on her, then got into his car, drove off a bridge and killed himself. So, you see, if I hadn’t been born, Dr, Scott would be alive today. He’d be over 100 years old but alive and happy, maybe.

Only my parents could have eradicated fornication for future descendants, as there wouldn’t have been any. Now where they thought children came from, I don’t know. I was never told, but if Mom was having the big O and Dad the big E, they might have thought that was fun, but if they were trying to prove a theory, I suppose they discovered it after 3 more tries. So that was six in all for them, as there were 2 redheaded (OH. I see I cannot use that word).. girls, before me, another girl and 2 boys after but Johnnie was the smart one and died the year he was born, 1946. He saved himself a lot of grief that way.

Thus began my journey into a very strange world!
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Does this begin well? Many thoughts, much appreciated!

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