First, you have to make sure you are a truly objectionable person. You must be rude, stupid, ignorant, and generally a waste of good oxygen. Once you are certain that you cannot be any more of an idiotic toerag, you need to look in the mirror, and slap yourself hard across the face. Then take a vow of celibacy. Because if you would consider doing that, you are a prime example of the sort of cow who should not reproduce, and whose DNA really needs to die out.