Oh. Testimonies of what they witnessed huh? The How is it that John wrote Revelations hundreds of years after Jesus supoosedly died? Did he witness that?
Have you read the Bible? At all? It is clear you haven't. Proof there is no perfect God is in the first two pages .
And do tell me what happened while Jesus was wandering in the desert by himself? He was there alone yet someone testifies to what happened thirty years later. Be real, Only Jesus supposedly knew and he didn't anyway. And nor did the devil.
Yes, they are stories. The Bible did not exist until about 300 AD. It was written under the direction of a Roman Emperorer,Constantine, all Emperors took the title of God which is why there was a clash with the Jews.
He converted to Christianity as he had a dream in which he won carrying a large cross. Brilliant move. He appointed himeslf head of what is now the Catholic Church.
Of yes, they are stories all right, no testimony too sacred to twist to the plot. And it's since been rewritten how many times?
And you believe it all. How about the Phantom too? Is he real?
But yes, I am indeed the devil, as far as chocolate goes anyway.