I've been seeing my girlfriend for awhile now, and she is just to normal, she is just like everyone else, selfish, greedy, does nothing but cause problems really.
I keep telling her that I don't want children, because I think that seven billion is enough at least for a little while, but it's like she has voices telling her to reproduce or something, she is as crazy as I am.
And all that she cares about is normal things, jewels and makeup, clothes, having a nice car, it's driving me insane. You can't ever talk about anything of importance. Like onderdonk's anti time theories, or that the universe originates from nothing ultamtely, she just wants to talk about nothing, it's like an awful seinfeld episode.
And she also keeps acting as if she was made just for me, what is she talking about?
And if she is as normal as everyone else then she might be dangerous, like everyone else, it's pretty frightening really, and I'm worried about our hypothetical children, because we've all seen normal parents, they just aren't good at loving children, they'll probably end up just as unhappy unhealthy and unsafe as all of the other normal children.
She would probably even put them in public school even, horrible! We all know what that place does to kids, "have a good life in construction or better yet taco bell, and if you muscle your way through college don't commit suicide because your drowning in debt, and have fun also with the soul crushing mediocre job that you get, at least it's better than construction or taco bell."
Even simpler put, the problem here is the "normal" people, not us. Luckily.
And you think that we are hard to live with, take a look at yourselves for a change.