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This is a funny and embarrassing post.My aunt and uncle have been staying with us for a couple of weeks. After everyone was in bed i was watching a show and decided to masturbate and i didnt realize that my aunt had got up and she totally caught me. She looked very surprised but then pretended that she didnt know.(I probably should know better than to masturbate in the living room). It was very embarrassing. I find it helps the embarrassment to get stuff out in the open. Does anyone else have any funny/embarrassing masturbation stories?
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replied May 20th, 2011
Hahahaha that is funny! once when i was 16 i was caught using one of those hand held massager's i bought from the mall.
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replied May 26th, 2011
that would be embarrassing LOL. ive never tried using any type of vibrator before. i wasnt sure if it would make it harder later to masturbate with just my hands. i do use a shower head a lot.
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replied June 17th, 2011
ive been caught masturbating a few times and ive also caught a few people masturbating before. when i was 13 i slept over at my friends house and we caught her older brother(who was around 15 at the time) masturbating into a shirt or some sort of clothing and i remember thinking it was gross but at the same time i was strangely fascinated and turned on by it. Now when have sex with someone i always ask him to masturbate because it turns me on. does anyone think that is that wierd at all or is that normal?
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replied June 24th, 2011
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i always get turned on when a guy is touching himself, i think it shows that there sercure about themselves and arent one of those men who are all "my dicks not big enough "blahblahblah bs that some guys like to say. any guy ive seen touching themselves ive never heard them say something negative about there penis , its just the same how guys like when girls touch themselves. its absolutely normal Smile
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replied June 27th, 2011
Ya that makes sense, i wasnt always sure if my fascination with watching guys masturbate was normal, but ever since accidentally catching my friends brother it has been a real turn on. i used to even search the internet for videos of guys masturbating just because i was so fascinated by it. I know that sounds weird but im sure there is some sort of psychology to it and i hope it is normal.
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replied July 11th, 2011
i think its totally normal to want to watch guys masturbate and seeing someone doing it when they were in one of their most private moments can be exciting and it probably impacted you in a sexual way. It is very normal and similar sexual stuff has probably affected many people's turn ons.
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replied July 14th, 2011
i also dont think its weird for a girl to watch videos of guys masturbating, guys watch porn all the time and its never any deal, so it shouldnt be any deal if girls watch stuff like that either. I have never really been a big porn watcher, but i would totally be turned on by watching a video of a guy masturbating. It is one of the most natural things humans do and it is very normal to want to see other people do it
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replied July 27th, 2011
Thanks for that reply! I feel a bit embarrassed talking about it. I know that it is normal to masturbate and even be curious about seeing a guy do it but i just wasnt sure if the actual searching for it was normal for a girl to do in the same ways guys do it. I dont search for it on the internet as much as i used to but still do occasionally. It also makes a lot of sense that catching my friends brother masturbating that time definitely impacted what i see as a turn on. Thanks again for the reply
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replied August 5th, 2011
There is nothing to be embarrassed about searching for guys masturbating. Its super hot watching a guy masturbate and they like watching us do it too. How did you catch your friends brother? Did You just accidentally walk in on him or how did it happen?
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replied August 8th, 2011
I was having a sleepover at my friends house and her brother was a couple years older than us so we always interested wanted to know what he was doing and stuff. His room was in the basement but there were just curtains like stuff that surrounded his room for walls and we went down there to spy on him one day (we were only 13 at the time)and i remember seeing him standing completely nude and a shirt or something in one hand and his penis in the other lol. I already knew what masturbation was cause i had already been doing it for a couple years but it was the first time i had saw a guy doing it and i felt weird from seeing it but for some reason was just so fascinated by seeing him do it.
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replied August 8th, 2011
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I am an older, two times divorced man who always loved younger women, always loved younger women masturbates, and as a result, I married a woman (my first wife) who was thirty years my junior and with a very high sex drive. I could not give her enough sex with my 5.5 inch penis, 30 years older than her young vagina, and me not wanting sex twice a day to keep up with her, so I walked up on her many times mastubating herself.

We finally divorced because she began cheating on me with younger men.
Six months later, I married another younger woman and I was 31 years her senior.
This married didn't last very long before she began cheating on me with other men and women.
I would watch her masturbates and get off from it.
I am an old divorced man who still wants sex from younger women but I will never marry again, and I really don't need sex because its all in my mind and not in my penis!
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replied August 8th, 2011
Thats usually the result of marrying MUCH younger women..Its pretty much inevitable, the women will always find someone she finds more attractive, because you are older. Its nothing against you, i just think maybe you should try out an older woman..They can be freaks in the bed..(trust me, i work at a retirement home and have walked in on somepretty freaky stuff) not saying you're retirement home old, i dont know..but still.
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replied August 9th, 2011
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Thanks alot courtnie for that interesting information,
I am thinking about dating older women, but the thing is: will I enjoy giving older women oral sex? Would she be willing to give me oral sex? I love oral sex now more than ever because I am older now and I have problems getting an erection most of the time!!!!
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replied August 14th, 2011
Once when I was sixteen, I caught my seven year old sister playing with a vibrator she found under my pillow while looking for my non-exsistant 'diary'. She was using it as a fairy wand. Along with this, she was once on a couch, sitting cross-legged and going 'Oohhhmmm!'.. when I asked what she was doing? "Look, sissy, I'm masturbating!". We died of laughter!


- DD wave
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replied August 15th, 2011
LOL that was probably really funny to see her waving your vibrator around like that, and probably a little surprising to see her sitting with your vibrator on the couch lol. Me and my sister and my brother are all only a couple years apart from each other so we have all caught each other masturbating many times over the years. I remember hearing a buzzing from my older sisters room and just walking in to see what it was and she was using a vibrator, it was definitely a funny moment
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replied September 30th, 2011
ya when are close in age and live in the same place it seems to be more common to catch each other doing stuff like that. Just read the original post again and was wondering why you would masturbate in the living room while people were home LOL. I have done it while watching tv also but not normally when people are at home. seems a litle bit risky lol
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replied August 17th, 2011
HaHaHaHa! That would be funny to find her using it as a wand! I would be so embarrassed if someone else were to have saw it.
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replied August 17th, 2011
If i heard buzzing from my sisters room i definitely would not go in to see what she was doing LOL. I have also caught my sister and my brothers doing it over the years. It is weird when you catch someone doing it that you know. You almost feel as embarrassed as if you had been caught doing it lol.
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replied August 31st, 2011
Lol i was like 14 and didnt really think about it cause i have never used a vibrator before and just opened the door and my sister just yelled at me to get out lol. ive caught both of my brothers doing it before to and they just pretended that they werent doing but it was obvious that they were LOL. Does anyone have any funny masturbation stories at all?
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replied January 2nd, 2012
I was caught masturbating when I was 5 years old - by my mother. I was rubbing my penis against the mattress. She threatened that she would tell my dad about it. It really scared me .
It did not stop me from masturbating when I got a chance just made me more careful not to get caught. But I would love it if a female would watch & appreciate what I was doing.Looking back it seems that I am seeking approval from a female to compensate for the reprimand I got from my mom.
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