I was recently informed by a surgeon that I have "anal warts" and these "are a STD". I said that's impossible, I'm not gay or ever have been and haven't even had a "sex partner" for more than three years.
How did I get an "incurable" HPV disease?
Can someone please tell me this?
After thinking about this it has occurred to me that the only contact my "anus" has had with another human being was when the same surgeon performed a colonoscopy on me about year prior to me getting these warts or that the warts were diagnosed? I think she gave me these damned things!
How else could I have them, this is nuts.