I will. I'm sorry but I can't help but find your situation funny, although I know to you it's not.
I had my wisdom teeth out about 8 months ago and to be honest, I found the experience quite fun. I got a day off work, was extremely nervous, my mother drove me to the dentist. They brought me back and gave me a LARGE continuous dose of nitrous oxide for about 15 minutes. In case you've never had that before, someone could be holding a gun to your face ready to shoot and you wouldn't care...lol. I chose to be asleep while they did it so they stuck an IV in my arm, then, before I know it, I'm out, a complete void, asleep. Then, what seems like seconds later, I am being woken up by a nurse, and literally walked out the door to a waiting car. I felt like I was high on everything, and completely not in pain whatsoever. My mother said I was really riled on the way home, she said it seemed as if I was drunk. I had no complications at all, and within a week I was back to normal. No big deal at all. I hear that some people suffer from extreme swelling for about a week afterwards, but I had none.
Also, My mouth is much more comfortable with 4 less teeth, they were pushing up against my other teeth and pushing them forward.
My dentist told me that if I would have waited until my 30's to have them out I may need braces, because in my case they would have pushed my teeth out of alignment.
Just sharing a wisdom tooth story with you, to ease your thoughts if you do get them out.
Honest to God, if I could do it all over again, I would. It was a rather fun experience.