almost all my symptoms have HIV.

Im 25, been in a relationship for about a year. All of a sudden under my armpit hurts so
I just assume that it's because I used my gfs deodorant. The next few days that pain goes away and all oft lymph nodes start to swell. After doing some research I became so freaked out the Internet can give ou some scary info. Anyways I look at all my symptoms almost all my symptoms I look have HIV. So now I'm beginning to wonder if that is that case. Recently I was looking at rashes online due to HIV symptoms early on. I remember I met a girl and had my only one might stand ever literally 2 years ago. I remember about 2 weeks after I was with some friends and they said dude what's wrong with your back I looked in mirror and was like that's weird but I was young and thought it might be due to sweat cause I was actively playing basketball and I have terrible skin. 2 years later I get swollen lymph nodes been about a week and a sore throat and some mouth ulcers. I am a hypochondriac and I stressed about my lymph nodes all day and might looking at symptoms. I recently quit smoking a week before all this happen. I've had a CBC to check for any abnormailites not thinking anything about HIV at the time. This was a week ago. They came back all normal besides me being a bit anmeic. So I asked the doctor for a HIV test cause he said I ha a virus. He looked at me like I was crazy. It's prob cause I'm a white guy never done drugs and never been anywhere remotely close to a gay guy in a intimate way. Well he tells me to take it and I do. Now I have to wait 5 days for the results I'm on day 3 an it's driving me insane. All of a sudden random numbers keep callin me all day today my heart sank cause doctor to me he wouldn't call if everything was fine. Thankfully all telemarketers. I went down to the std clinic today cause I'm such a hypochondriac that I wanted to know now. They told me not to worry and wait for the results but they tested me for everything else. I feel like this all can't be a coincidence and that I have it. I honestly have never met anyone in my life has had it. But now I'm scared forum life andy relationship. Can anyone give me words of wisdom. Cause in my mid I already have the disease due to the early symptoms and now. Thanks